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    Smile The Shredder


    A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the
    Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his
    hand.

    "Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
    document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

    "Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted
    the paper, and pressed the start button.

    "Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared
    inside the machine, "I just need one copy."
    Lesson:
    Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

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    Good one!
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    1 more post, Rugs and you are there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    1 more post, Rugs and you are there!
    Ok
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugsrme View Post
    Ok
    Congrats, Quinn!!! Shouldn't there be party hats, horns, balloons and confetti to throw around????? :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    Congrats, Quinn!!! Shouldn't there be party hats, horns, balloons and confetti to throw around????? :D
    Not really, I don't feel it's real important to me.
    I just enjoy the site for both the information and the fun.
    I'm a member of a bass forum and they are so uptight when someone gets a little off track in a thread, moderators are jumping all over you when you try to joke around a little, I think I had about 100 posts before the moderator took that statistic off because some were more engaged with how many post they had rather than discussing fishing.
    Thanks though it has been fun so far.
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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :D

    Ok, well just maybe I went a teensy bit overboard. EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE me! Please pass the Sarcasma, I believe I've missed several doses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :D

    Ok, well just maybe I went a teensy bit overboard. EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE me! Please pass the Sarcasma, I believe I've missed several doses.
    Your excused General, like I said in the PM, you can lay off the Sarcasma, it is what makes us fun. Referring back to what I said in your Sarcasma thread, We don't have a problem with our attitudes, if anyone else does then they can ___________ (fill in the blank any way you want!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugsrme View Post
    Your excused General, like I said in the PM, you can lay off the Sarcasma, it is what makes us fun. Referring back to what I said in your Sarcasma thread, We don't have a problem with our attitudes, if anyone else does then they can ___________ (fill in the blank any way you want!)
    I filled in the blank in my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    I filled in the blank in my mind.
    That's why I left it blank, I can speak for my self that if I typed what I wanted, it wouldn't be appropriate for a public forum
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