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  1. 01-13-2010, 05:20 PM #1
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    Default What is Celibacy?


    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
    circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife,
    Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands
    and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

    He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite
    flower?'

    Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and
    whispered,

    'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

    ...And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
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    sharon said i could laugh at that one. so i did
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    Quote Originally Posted by beagle man View Post
    sharon said i could laugh at that one. so i did
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'
    He messed up, he shouldn't have said "isn't it?" There should be no question in his mind what her favorite flower is.
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    I don't know what celibacy is but I'm sure I am allergic to it.:D









    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty ia a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bwillaub View Post
    I don't know what celibacy is but I'm sure I am allergic to it.:D

    That reminds me of an old joke:

    Question: What food will stop a woman from wanting sex?
    Answer: "Wedding Cake"
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    That ain't funny.









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    Is celibacy looking down on the "unemployed?"
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    Lmao!:d
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