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  1. 01-13-2010, 03:28 PM #1
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    Default Never lose a grandson


    Written by a Grandpa:

    My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.........
    He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

    "The guard asked, "What's he like?"

    The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

    "Jack Daniel's whiskey, and women with big t*ts."

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  2. 01-13-2010, 03:33 PM #2
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    Sounds a lot like my Grandpa.









    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty ia a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin.
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    Change the Jack to Crown, and I AM his grampa
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    Might have to get 'DOLLY' to come and help sniff him out!
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Might have to get 'DOLLY' to come and help sniff him out!
    The ladies from yesterday would work well...Wait, that came out wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    The ladies from yesterday would work well...Wait, that came out wrong
    Well, probably the one in the middle
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugsrme View Post
    Well, probably the one in the middle
    Yep, I'll take door # 3 please...
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    I am offended by your crass behavior!









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    Thank you!
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