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  1. 01-13-2010, 12:32 PM #1
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    I had to go into Boston for some business yesterday. After parking the car, I walked to the office building I was going to. Along the way I passed several street bums. One particularly dirty guy who really stunk came up to me and asked me for some money so he could get something to eat. Half-jokingly, I aked him how did I know that if I gave him money for food he wouldn't just go fishing instead. He looked at me funny and said, "Fishing? I never go fishing. I spend my days trying to stay alive on the street."
    Getting serious, I then asked him if he would just spend the money on beer. He answered, "You may not believe this, but I do not drink. Not a drop."

    I told him to come with me. I was going to bring him home and have my wife fix him the best meal he's ever had.

    "Are you sure?" he asked, "I know I'm pretty filthy and I probably don't smell too good."

    "You'd be doing me a favor," I told him. "I want to show my wife what a guy who doesn't fish or drink beer looks like."
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  2. 01-13-2010, 12:34 PM #2
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    Great idea! LOL!

    So my friend you going to come and see all of us up at Spring Camp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    Great idea! LOL!

    So my friend you going to come and see all of us up at Spring Camp?
    I would love to go and meet everyone, but that I have two boys who play varsity baseball and that weekend is taken. Maybe next year. Maybe we can hook up at pomme sometime during the summer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfmanjack051 View Post
    I would love to go and meet everyone, but that I have two boys who play varsity baseball and that weekend is taken. Maybe next year. Maybe we can hook up at pomme sometime during the summer.
    Sounds great! Or if I know your down at Pomme I can drop by one morning and pick you up and take you to Bucksaw.
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    That's good stuff!
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