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  1. 01-12-2010, 03:14 PM #1
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    Default The Mexican maid


    A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
    The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
    Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
    Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.'
    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
    Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.'
    Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
    Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
    Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.' Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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    hoe, Hoe, Hoe!!
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
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    I really didn't see that coming! Great one thanks Novice.
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    I do what I can, Dan.
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    that is awsome! never saw it coming
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    Esta mui mui funnyeo, Noviceo Si:D
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    I dont know what rugs said, but funny as heck joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by beagle man View Post
    I dont know what rugs said, but funny as heck joke
    Thats Spanglish for thats very very funny Novice
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    Quinn, I didn't know you were bi?:D









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    Quote Originally Posted by bwillaub View Post
    Quinn, I didn't know you were bi?:D

    Thankfully for Rugs, I took my Sarcasma today so I won't contribute to Bwillaub's post. :rolleyes:
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