Thread: Tiger Woods!!!!!

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been
clubbed by a Norwegian.
(Note from the editor: Technically, Elin is a Swede. But it still
works!)

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

It apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit
him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now
he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can
drive a ball 400 yards........

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't
decide between a wood and an iron.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to
beat Tiger

What....nothing about his GF?!?:D:D:D