Jewel

[got crappie]

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person dosen't popup right now. As she turns around,her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with Good day, madam . How may we help you today? Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little accident, she asks, Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? He answer, Madam. if you F*rted just looking at it , you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price.

[olesilverside]

of been my old lady.........:D

[DMW1960]

I Will Send Flowers To Both Your Graves!

[C N]

Hilarious!!!!!! I must be too tired...... You know how some folks get giggly..... well that one did it.