I liked that one....... but at my age it don't take much to amuse me.....
AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot
name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p
PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER
I liked that one....... but at my age it don't take much to amuse me.....
A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE
Cute one!
Good one i will have to tell that at work tomorrow!
Good One Fuzzy Now Could You Please Tell Us What Church That Happened At, Some Of Us Might Want Some Leads Also!
Being an alter boy from way back, I can relate to that one.
Team Double D - " We're not famous, but we should be."
That was really funny!
Good one, Fuzz.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty ia a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin.
Man, I wish I'd have known that joke 30 years ago!! Good one, Fuzzy!