Thread: How many stewpit people do you deal with in a day?

Hum, I run into a few, but I see a lot more during deer processing season...

Had one guy bring in a wild hog and asked if we made turkey bacon.....Told him if I could do that I'd find a cure for cancer....he wasn't amused, and still doesn't understand...

One guy brought in 2 hindquarters, I ask him what he wants he said he wanted it cut into deer meat....I say ok but what do you want.... he says deer meat..I say BAM it's deer meat, now what you want me to do with it....he still don't understand either....

The list could go on...I hate stewpid folks...really I do...even though I make time for ones like WB.

Originally Posted by torch

Amen bigger! I had a guy in here one day that needed some brake shoes for a truck. I asked him what make of truck. He did not know, I said ford, gm, dodge toyota? He said it was a 16. I said I have never heard of a 16? Any way he had the truck in the parking lot it was a Ford...... had 4X4 on the side thats where he got the 16.

I had a guy one day that wanted points, plugs, condenser, and rotor button for a "lectra 22". I know some of you are too young to what those parts or car that was.

That would be a Bruick duce and a quarter !Thats right Bruick. I sell a/c parts, I have them come in with a part in hand and ask for another. I asked one guy what exactly was this he had in hand, he said he did not know. I then asked him what did the part do, he said he did not know. So, I asked him...If you dont know what it is, and you dont know what it does, then how do you know it isnt doing what its supposed to be doing ??

Most poeple don;t even want to know how I do what I do. Try and explain drainage computations and sizing stormwater pipes to someone. I get WHY do I need 2- 60 inch pipes to go under my new road. UMMM, see that CREEK? LOL

I had a guy the other day wanted a cadilatic convertable. Thats a catalytic convertor.

Best one. Had a guy that wanted to overhaul his car engine. He gave me the information and I asked him if everything was standard. He said yes sir you shift it on the floor.

I said ok but has the crankshaft ever been turned, He said, "Boss man you know that crankshaft turns when that motors running." I turned around and walked in my office.

I feel for you guys on having to deal with stewpit people. I just deal with Rich folks who think they know everything

you got to wonder how that engine is going to turn out. P maybe R, D maybe N and so on if it even starts up without blowing oil out everywhere. I say everyday I wonder how they have made it this far in life.

I love stewpit people, job security for me, being a firefighter see 'em every day. Wanna thaw a frozen pipe in the garage? Acetylene torch should work.... trying to get rid of a fire ant colony two feet from the house? Pour a couple gallons of gas on it and drop a match.... I could go on for days!