I been hearing about all these cooler fulls of 2 pound plus slabs coming out of Enid and I just knew it couldn't be true. Everybody knows Enid fish run small. So I sent my super secret, double up, don't slip, shaken AND stirred agent up there this weekend for a little surveylance. Turns out the feesh catchin' stories was all a hoax. Kind of like Big Feets on a camping trip when you know good and well Big Feets don't go camping.

Film at 11.

Wannabe...