Gotta head out to the school for an awards day deal at 9. 2 straight A students that can put me on fish any day of the week if I beg enough. What more could I ask for? I was gonna skip it, but both teachers called and begged me to come. Apparently, there's some kind of teachers pool going on to see just how pretty a Dad has to be to produce kids that gorgeous.

Anywho, while I'm gone, don't nobody go talking any smack. I will be back and there is such a thing as retribution.

Wannabe...