Dateline, Piney Woods - 04/29/09. The producers of Survivor have announced an impromptu filiming of Survivor in an abbreviated taping scheduled for today. This season's cast includes Wannabe, the Crappie Legend and all around pretty boy, Biggerjigger, Grenada's very own red headed Dennis the Mennis, and Duckhunter, the Diet, Caffeine Free, Low Sodium, Reduced Calorie, Asperatame Free Sierra Mist swiller. Tune in on Thursday for pictures, incriminations, rebuttals, re-enactments, denials and depositions. This is can't miss TV.

Wannabe...

Can't wait to see who gets voted off the island.