Thread: Survivor: Grenada Edition

So, there I was out in the bush, miles from civilization made all the less civilized due to my "company". I had Bigger on my left and Duckhunter on my right. Just then the stillness was pierced by a blood curdling scream. I heard thrashing, splashing, more screaming and it was quite apparent first blood had been drawn. I turned towards bigger expecting either that he landed a 7 pound crappie or he had lost a leg to a gator. Just then, a puff of wind blew my soft and supple hair with surprising body back as Bigger rushed by me like a hurricane. I've haven't seen a redhead move that fast since I agreed to take Bobbie Sue Jessie May to the prom in highschool. But this was different. He was in waders. I asked him what happened, well actually I yelled what happened cause by now, he was a 100 yards away and planed out. He yelled back, I got bit! I asked, Gator or Snake? No, it was a gnat.

Ole Duckhunter I'm affraid will never be the same. Me and bigger hit 3 spots and covered 5 maybe 6 hunnert yards of grass (all filled with treacherous holes just waiting to swaller me up BTW) in about 2 hours. Ole Duck, had moved exact 17 feet from where I put him out. What I couldn't figure out, was how a fella his size could sweat so much only moving 17 feet in 2 hours. It finally hit me this AM that he was just sweating thinking this was all an elaborate ruse and we were just gonna leave him out there and not come back after him.

Final count:

Duck Bigger Wannabe
Keepers 4 2 1

Shorts 2 6 2

Trash fish 1 0 3

Totals 7 8 6

Winner - Clearly, Wannabe with extra points added for prettiness, style, flair and penache (look it up Fee-lay, I ain't got time to explain it to you).

Awards Ceremony:

Most purtiest - Wannabe

Gold medal in the 1000 meter Wader dash - Bigger

The I shall not be moved award - Duckhunter

A placque inscribed with "Next time I'll let Wannabe pick where we fish" was presented to Bigger and Duck after the awards ceremony.

Wannabe...

Originally Posted by biggerjigger

I was wondering all spring why WB has taken so long to "break out" his new waders,....Until yesterday. Yall this guy was nervous as a cat tippie toeing arount that place. Every time he would step in a Bream bed or somthin like that, you woulda thunk he just fell in the Grand Canyon......No wonder he didnt catch squat, he was too buisy putting on his "underwater goggles" (which he really borrowed fron Gottabe) and trying to spot all the OMINOUS terrain underneath the Croc/Shark infested water we were wading in.

bigger, were those the same goggles i saw? big, black glasses? i asked him if he had just had cataract surgery.

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

So, there I was out in the bush, miles from civilization made all the less civilized due to my "company". I had Bigger on my left and Duckhunter on my right. Just then the stillness was pierced by a blood curdling scream. I heard thrashing, splashing, more screaming and it was quite apparent first blood had been drawn. I turned towards bigger expecting either that he landed a 7 pound crappie or he had lost a leg to a gator. Just then, a puff of wind blew my soft and supple hair with surprising body back as Bigger rushed by me like a hurricane. I've haven't seen a redhead move that fast since I agreed to take Bobbie Sue Jessie May to the prom in highschool. But this was different. He was in waders. I asked him what happened, well actually I yelled what happened cause by now, he was a 100 yards away and planed out. He yelled back, I got bit! I asked, Gator or Snake? No, it was a gnat.

Ole Duckhunter I'm affraid will never be the same. Me and bigger hit 3 spots and covered 5 maybe 6 hunnert yards of grass (all filled with treacherous holes just waiting to swaller me up BTW) in about 2 hours. Ole Duck, had moved exact 17 feet from where I put him out. What I couldn't figure out, was how a fella his size could sweat so much only moving 17 feet in 2 hours. It finally hit me this AM that he was just sweating thinking this was all an elaborate ruse and we were just gonna leave him out there and not come back after him.

Final count:

Duck Bigger Wannabe
Keepers 4 2 1

Shorts 2 6 2

Trash fish 1 0 3

Totals 7 8 6

Winner - Clearly, Wannabe with extra points added for prettiness, style, flair and penache (look it up Fee-lay, I ain't got time to explain it to you).

Awards Ceremony:

Most purtiest - Wannabe

Gold medal in the 1000 meter Wader dash - Bigger

The I shall not be moved award - Duckhunter

A placque inscribed with "Next time I'll let Wannabe pick where we fish" was presented to Bigger and Duck after the awards ceremony.

Wannabe...

dont listen to that....................if wannabe knew where to fish, he would'nt try to get us to show him our spots.............poor guy was begging at one point, said he was desperate to see what a perch looked like.

Yea Duck those were the "Fishin Goggles" also known an WB's birth control glasses......WWWHHHHEWWW what a gewb!

I say bigger wins, cause he didn't catch any trash fish..... Looks like WB was bass fishin...rather than crappie fishin

I ain't believing this. I provide the boat, the diet cokes, free delivery and pickup service and even throw in free fish disposal not to mention a stellar write up to report the results and I'm getting crap about my special edition, speshul order feeshin' glasses?

Dang, now I'm wondering why I didn't rat you two out for stiffing me on gas money. Heck, I burned up 60 maybe 70 cents worth and neither even reached for their coin purses.

Wannabe...

OK my vote is duckhunter wins.....Most keepers in the boat always wins the pot....Bigger wins the award for actually deciding to fish with wannabe again,again I said..He fished with wannabe last week and for some unknown reason went back with him again...The award for the most pirated fish goes to the Wannabe of course.....And finally when they read the votes out of the vase, wannabe is voted of the island, but keep the fish anyway,,,lol....And duckhunter is standing there with a weird look on his face,thinking what the H***, I caught them and wannabe still takes them home........Tune back next week, to see if bigger and duck, vote to split the winnings while wannabe giggles as he runs off with the winnings..............again...:D

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOO......Mr 3000 says I WIN.......Game ova suckas!!!