Well, I'd say that about 1000 pair of ear plugs would get you around $3000. Now with that being said and with the number of people that will be attending, I don't know if you will be able to raise enough money this weekend for your 997. If I were you, I'd just ask for donations and not try the singing thing at all. By the way, when you do get the 997, can you take me fishing......PLEASE? :D