Thread: Fishing Joke Of The Day... by GCF

Don't tell the women this one...


Adam to God: "Lord, I love all the animals and I especially like the crappie you stocked for me, but how about one of my own kind, so I can have offspring too?"

God: "I was thinking about that. Here's what I'll do: I will make a mate for you and call her 'woman'. She will bear and raise children, cook and even clean all the crappie you can catch, build and maintain shelter, pamper and care for you, provide for your every want and desire."

Adam: "Wow, that sounds great! Thanks!"

God: "There's just one catch, tho..."

Adam: "A catch?"

God: "Yes, it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam: "Hmmm..." (thinks for a minute) "That's pretty expensive... what can I get for a rib?"

After Adam gave up the rib,they still cost us an arm and a leg.lol

amen roy

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.

"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"

"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.

The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, he found in the offering plate the card he had left at the home. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."

Genesis 3:10 reads: (Ladies note) "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked." :D