Well, let's see.
Rule # l. Never whack a cottonmouth on the head with a rod you like.
Rule # 2. Never set the hook on a 10ft. gar.
Rule # 3. Never loan one of your rods to a fishing buddy.
Rule # 4. Never let a rod blow out of the boat on the way to the creek.
Rule # 5. Keep rods hidden from grandchildren.
Rule # 6. Never fish under low hanging limbs.