To: Birthday Celebrants
35 Years Difference can make a difference. Happy Birthday to ya!
1972: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair
1972: KEG
2007: EKG
1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2007: Moving to California because it's warm
1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1972: Seeds and stems
2007: Roughage
1972: Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM
1972: The Grateful Dead
2007: Dr. Kevorkian
1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint
1972: Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones
1972: Being called into the principal's office
2007: Calling the principal's office
1972: Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system
1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1972: Passing the driver's test
2007: Passing the vision test
1972: Whatever
2007: Depends