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    Now mind you this , it wasn't when I got there , but it became quite complicated when I made a silly decision to hold my boy part in my left hand in emergency mode in-between two big boats on the dock because I had to go wee wee BAD and my rod in my right hand with my jig in the water ,was just trying to keep my jig wet as long as possible ,,,,,,
    Murhy's law kicked in and about half way thru said pee pee event ....
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    and the fish on the other end WAS not a crappie and it got rather COMPLICATED QUICKLY
    reel is screaming and pee pee is streaming and pants are falling and now we got us a real live ketchn show on steroids by golly
    It was a blue cat and it was just losing it's blue cat mind as I tried like heck to not pee pee on me and not lose said fishee at the same time , drag was working overtime and my brain was trying to decide if I should raise said ankle pants or land said fish .....I went with first things first as you can imagine ....
    Land said fish ,
    it wasn't that cold out here and nobody but me is in the area. So in a less than appropriate manner up on the dock came said fish with pants around my ankles and the party was over , sure wish some of this stuff could be on film is my native american name .....
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    Bladder Cladder? The sound of your reel going over the gunnel while your bladder drains on the opposite side of the boat.
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    Too funny! I was waiting for the hook in your junk ER visit is me line in your adventure…..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie View Post
    Too funny! I was waiting for the hook in your junk ER visit is me line in your adventure…..
    no willys were harmed during this adventure and I think we should keep it that way ,,,,just saying
    but remember this , freeing willy might be and or GET complicated ...
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    Now that's a funny story but I'm glad it wasn't filmed....just saying.

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    Catfish just seem to know when we have to go. It's happened to me many times fishing for catfish. Walk over to a tree, get started and rod tip goes down.
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    So if I understand the situation correctly..... you named the fish Willy?

    I am sure a good time was had by all.... well maybe not Willy. I am glad everything came out okay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie View Post
    Too funny! I was waiting for the hook in your junk ER visit is me line in your adventure…..
    lol Me too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave336 View Post
    Now that's a funny story but I'm glad it wasn't filmed....just saying.
    Yup. Sometimes a video just isn't needed.
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    If the fish ain't biting, just take a leak or get a bite to eat-always works to get a fish on! Funny story Ketchn!

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