Well, I guess it is time for my story. Many years ago, about 15 to 20, The wife and I found this little two man boat at a yard sale. Had a small merc motor. Imagine a sit in jet ski. Just enough room for two adults to sit in. Our daughter was still a small child and would fit between us. Well when running the merc was great and a fun little toy. Unfortunately it had a tendency to suddenly stop, usually after getting to the middle of the lake area. Well, this particular day, We were a little way from the ramp area and it refused to start back up and I proceed to sit on the side and paddle back to the dock area. All the while expressing my distaste and aggravation for said mercury motor. Suddenly, some unseen force pushed me off the side backwards into the water, imagine a scuba diver falling backwards in to the water. It succeeded in stopping my rant and I surfaced to the sound of laughter from the wife and daughter. Daughter still loves to tell the story and laugh at my expense. . Later we decided the little boat would be best sold. Found out the only problem was a small crack in the fuel line. .
I hope this story is long enough!