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A 90 year old man decided to join the gym and signs up for a personal trainer.
On his first day the trainer takes the man over to a machine and says, "Mr.Smith this machine is good for your quads. Let's do a few reps."
After a few minutes the trainer takes him to another machine and says, "Mr. Smith this machine is good for your biceps. Let's give it a try".
Suddenly, two very fit & attractive young women walk by and smile at the old man, admiring him working out.
The old man leans over to the trainer and says, "Son, what machine do I need to get close to those two?"
The trainer whispers back, "Oh, it's in the lobby. It's the ATM".
