The last thing you want to hear when fishing;
PHRASES THAT FRIGHTEN
1. Did you put the plug in?
2. Have I ever shown you top speed on this baby?
3. That hose sure resembles a snake.
4. What's this wire go to?
5. Did you pull up the parking break?
6. Have I ever shown you how Leon casts?
7. Exactly what color is a cotton mouth?
8. Bet I can lay this Jitterbug so close to that hornet's nest that it splashes water on it.
9. All the years I have been running this lake I have never hit a stump.
10. Did you pull the anchor?
11. Dark? Shoot, I could drive this boat home with my eyes shut.
12. Let me lift the cover on your outboard. That fuel mix sounds a little too rich.
13. Is your live well leaking?
14. It doesn't look like much of a cloud.
15. Don’t worry about it. That warning light comes on all the time. Must be broke.
16. No, I don’t. Kill switches are too hard to install.
17. It’s OK. We won’t need the bilge pump anyway.
Jim Porter
'A dry jig catches darn FEW crappie!!'