catamaran
Originally Posted by
rango
shes a tough lady crap-king. the last six years of her life has been rough on the old girl. when she left the factory she had high hopes of being borned to someone who would store her in a nice warm garage and keep a bag full of terry cloths to keep her rubbed down with. someone who would keep her clean and fresh looking. instead she got--------rango------- and her lifes been h*ll ever since.. shes been rode hard and put up wet and never complained. at the landings, she looks longinly at them pretty prissy boats that get rubbed down with soft fluffy towls, wondering how that would feel to her beat up, battered skin with so many rough spots you can throw a towl at her and it will stick to her hide. sometimes i do feel sorry for her and wash down her insides with a water hose but thats about the extent of the pampering she gets. I dont wanna spoil her with pampering cause then shed be like them fancy boats that get the rub downs-------looking pretty but never bringing enough fish to the landing at show and tell time to get a second notice. she brings everyone safely back to the landing that gets in her, even tho they spit on her, pee over her hide cause of poor aim or a short hose, farts on her and accepts all that evil smelling rock gut shes occasionally exposed to. even after all that and with several spectacular propane fires that scorched her hide and a motor fire that really hurt her and her owners pocket book, she is truly like a timex, she takes a lickin and keeps on tickin. now all shes gotta do is improve her aim when she starts firing them pickled eggs at intruders into her personal space........ps--whats a
catamaran?
A sail boat
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!