Thanks for the pointers, fellas. Much appreciated.

I'm actually from here. In fact, I'm living less than 2 blocks from the little house I lived in through kindergarten. Long story short, I had to get as far away as possible, joined the Army right outta high school & swore I'd never come back. 35 years later, it was the girl I'd had a crush on since I was 13 y/o that brought me back. And, truth? It's good to finally be home.