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    A friend of mine posted this once before. It bears repeating now in this day and time. One can never be too careful. Anyway I hope it helps someone out there.

    A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

    Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

    This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

    The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''



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    Those blondes will do anything for a laugh!:D

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    Lol

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    Good one Ship!!
    I'm concerned Ship....your avatar seems to be getting much younger!!
    Is there a supplement I should be taking to make this happen?
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    Sittin here wishin I was out fishin!!!

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