Thread: Head Gewber

Be careful you don't slip in the throne, you buttless guber.

81 degrees. Now we're talkin.

I woke up this morning in Northern Illinois. Walked out to the car, had to walk around front of it to get into it. Couldn't do it!

I slid down the driveway on my feet. It was unreal how slippery the driveway was after the ice storm. Actually it was still raining ice! Not snow, raining ice! Water that would turn to ice as soon as it contacted anything.

I could not get to the car door. I ended up sliding all the way down the driveway, then I hobbled over the the snow on the grass, and walked back up to the car on the other side of the driveway. Crazy!

So I went for my scraper! Doh, what a scraper. Heck, where is a scraper! I had no scraper in the car, I was going to Florida, who's gonna need one there!

Now I had to go back around the front of the car over the ice to get a scraper out the house. Well darn if I was not going to try it again, and again down the driveway I slid. I'm just lucky I did not slip and fall on my buttocks!

When it was all said and done I made it out of Illinois safe and sound. Indiana was another story. Fog, fog and more fog. They had snow on the ground and the temp was warm. You do the math. There was fog just about till I got down to meet Billbob.

He had lunch all made and ready for me. He's got a nice house with lots of parking. Even has a drive through window! lol

that's funny

I hope you did not eat that chilli and make anyone ride all of those miles with you

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Hope that lunch was for all of you.

If you must know, one burger and chili for Billbob, one burger for me, and one burger for Abbey. I don't like to eat lots when I'm driving a long way. Eating lots just makes me want to nap, and I can't be doing that. Abbey don't drive all that well! She's just learning.

Should have gave Abbey the chilli she would have kept you awake