Me and my young son were crappie fishing in the back waters of dam.As far as we knew we were alone at our secluded spot.I was quietly paddling our kayak around a brushy bend,when there before my sons youthful eyes appeared a lady Godiva,squatted with her back to us,doing her business.
Try as I might to turn the yak before she noticed us,and my son noticed her ( I failed on both parts ) there we were mere feet from her.She turned, let out a shriek,as she stood and attempted to pull up her trousers.
Needless to say we caught both frontal and rear view of the lady.