Originally Posted by
Bigcrappster
MPerry,
I've got a good real life story. I was fishing in a canoe with a buddy at Rachel's III pond on Ft. Gordon in 1980. It was spring and the bream were bedding. We were at the dam end and noted some ativity up on the opposite end of the pond. So I decided we should paddle up and check it out. Finally made it to the other end and noted two large cotton mouths traversing the water near the bank. I decided to throw a tiny rebel topwater lure over to see what reaction I would get. As I reeled the lure back both snakes followed right to the canoe, like two sentry dogs. As they got closer my partner up front was getting nervous and his voice was quivering as he screamed for me to hand him the paddle. I passed it up to him and both snakes were sitting three feet from the front of the canoe. He reached over and smacked the closest one over the head stunning it and the other one (twice the size of the one he hit) proceeded back to the shore. I told him to grab the one in the water and he gave me some advice on where I could put some of my anatomy. He handed the paddle back to me and I poked at the snake and it seemed to be dead or out cold. I reached over and grabbed it behind the head and put it in our fish basket, handing it to him to set up on the front deck of the canoe. Well it came to, and every move he made the rest of the morning would generate a strike from the fish basket, making him jump like he'd been shot. Of course I was sitting back in the back laughing my arse off. We finally pulled out and took it home where we proceeded to let it out of the fish basket and I was going to chop its head off with an old axe. Well it moved a bit quicker than I anticipated, and the next thing you saw was me running all over the yard chopping the lawn up trying to cut this snake's head off. I finally succeeded. We skinned it and decided to eat the snake. Little did we know that cotton mouth doesn't quite taste like rattlesnake. Worst tasting mud I ever put in my mouth, but it sure made for an interesting morning.
biggcrappster