Hey, buddy .... since you describe yourself as a "Sodbusting Scalywag Extrordinair", then why not call this paddletail grub the "SCALYWAG" ... or if you prefer to be more grammatically correct, you could call them "Scalawags" or "Scallywags".
Then again ... if you think about it, "scaly-wags" could refer to them having "scales" and they "wag" !!! The "scales" (scaly) part could reference the beaded body form ... or glitter could always be added for effect. The "wag" part is obvious ... that paddletail definitely wags !!
Still haven't had a chance to put your baits to work, but when I do ... I'll let you know how well they do for me !! That might well be as soon as next weekend, at one of our Fruit Jar Tourneys.
... cp