One day just before Christmas my mother was very, very busy trying to get everything done. She had locked herself in the guest room to finish wrapping presents. I kept coming to the door with first one question then another. Finally she said for me to run along and play. I said, but mom I’m bored I don’t have anything to play with! She said for me to turn my front pants pockets inside out. When I responded that I had done as she told me. She quickly opened the door and with her scissors she cut my pockets off. Then she said, now you have something to play with leave me alone.