Thread: Arkie Jigs Raffle #103118 - post a funny fishy pic or story! Ends 10/31/2018

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.

Two guys are talking about fishing.
One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She did everything wrong!
She did everything wrong!
She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!"
LittleJohn

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish.
The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat.
The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blonde replied "Marking the spot." "Don't be stupid" the first blonde said.
"What if we don't get the same boat next time?
LittleJohn

LittleJohn

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
LittleJohn

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.
One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual.
It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house.
He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife.
"What a terrible weather today, honey." he said to her.
"Yes.
And my idiot went fishing!"
LittleJohn

"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.
If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."
LittleJohn

LittleJohn

Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?
By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home
LittleJohn

A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
LittleJohn