Off Shore Tackle - Raffle #2017 Post a Funny Picture or joke to enter

**milliman3216** · 10-29-2017, 09:47 AM

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**Stumpjmpr** · 10-29-2017, 10:03 AM

Two parrots sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other: “Can you smell fish?

**ET Fish** · 10-29-2017, 12:12 PM

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**OCurrans** · 10-29-2017, 03:42 PM

Fishin' is like dating - It's all Catch & Release until you land a Keeper!

**Bigskyfisherman** · 10-29-2017, 05:25 PM

Me as I am about to go ice fishing: "Think I'll go pick up some grubs."
Little granddaughter: "My brothers are down at the park."

Several years later, I turned on the TV and said: "Let's watch the Thunder-Spurs (basketball game)."
Same granddaughter says: "Grandpa, we are NOT going to watch one of your old Western movies!"

**Bigskyfisherman** · 10-29-2017, 05:30 PM

Why did the duck cross the road?
It was tied to the chicken.

We told this joke to a normally(?) intelligent 35 year old woman, who responded with: "What chicken?" Probably the only person born in America who hadn't heard the chicken joke.