One Friday a traffic policeman stops a lady and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' she replies, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, you're still going to get a ticket.'
My wifes says I can't go fishing.
USAF Retired and fishing!
I caught all the crappie!!!
"So many places to fish so little time to fish them!"
today
Jig em
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing?
Because it'll crack you up!.
boat hog
"There are no words that can tell the hidden spirit of the wilderness, that can reveal its mystery, its melancholy and its charm." Theodore Roosevelt