Thread: FLE FLY "Funny" Raffle #1601 - ends at end of March - Post a Funny...

What got no arms and it fight like a man??? Ha ha good one. A big ole cRappie

There were three monkeys on a island one day they stumbled upon a lamp,upon opening it they found a genie the genie said I'll grant you each one wish the first monkey said I want to be smart enough to get off this island so the genie turned him into a blond headed girl who proceeded to swim off the island and to the mainland the second monkey said he wanted to get off the island too but he wanted to be even smarter than the first monkey so the genie turned him into a brown headed girl who sat on a log and let the current pull her to the mainland the third monkey said I want to get off the island and be smarter than both of them so the genie turned him into a man and he walked across the bridge.

Why don't fish swim backwards?

So they don't get water up their butt.

What do fish and fisherman have in common?

Their rarely found without a TALE!

why do crappie swim to school, well they can't walk....

One day, two guys Frank and Bob were out fishing.

A funeral service passes over the bridge they re fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.

Frank then said “Gee Bob, I didn’t know you had it in you!”

Bob then replies ” It’s the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years.”

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