We ask a simple question
And that is all we wish
Are fishermen all liars
Or do only liars fish
When it comes to crappie
We tell you no lies today
A big thanks to
Slab and FISHUSA
Oh you never know what a day might bring,
From your morning coffee until the last birds sing.
Crappie.com may have a contest,
Where we have to write poems and hope it’s the best.
In between the rise and fall of the sun,
The water is calling for a chance at some fun.
So I hope this poem can help me say
Thanks for the gear Slab and FishUSA!
LOL
theygotaeat, FishUSA LIKED above post
We ask a simple question
And that is all we wish
Are fishermen all liars
Or do only liars fish
When it comes to crappie
We tell you no lies today
A big thanks to
Slab and FISHUSA
FishUSA, LouisianaFishNut LIKED above post
GREAT POEMS,
So far so Good.
We need MORE entries,
like you said you would.
Visit FishUSA,
Just as you should
theygotaeat, FishUSA LIKED above post
Limerick style:
There once was a man named Slab
Who started a forum for all guys to gab,
He opened a contest
For fishUSA
In the hopes that we all start a tab
I have OCD "Obsessive Crappie Disorder"FishUSA LIKED above post
Hope more than one entry is allowed...
They swim so fast and try to hide,
While flashing silver side to side.
But Crappie will catch the little shad,
As another morsel WILL be had.
Soon the predators will become the prey,
When fishermen begin their day.
And it becomes a game of wits,
Until the man gives up and quits.
But with bait and tackle from FishUSA
Some of those Crappie won’t get away.
And later after the family says Grace,
They’ll all sit down and stuff their face!
theygotaeat LIKED above post
Another one just for fun....now I guess I better get back to work. hahaha.
The secrets of the skill are passed,
From dad to son or little lass.
So they can grow up learning too,
And chase the crappie just like you.
A hook or pole or jig or line,
It’s all at FishUSA to find.
We stock our box with favorite baits,
While hungry crappie lay in wait.
And if we hold our mouth just right,
We’ll all clean fish and eat tonight!
theygotaeat LIKED above post
Can't help myself! I'm not a deep poet, but I do get a little kick out of making something rhyme that sort of makes sense. lol
Crappie.com is here to stay,
And thankfully sponsored by FishUSA.
Members are 20,000 strong
And many check threads all day long.
For the posts are always up-to-date,
We read them early, we read them late.
Looking for the needed tip,
That helps us hook another lip!
Dr. Seuss better watch out! lol
Last edited by LouisianaFishNut; 07-28-2015 at 08:30 PM.
America's Online Tackle Shop Today,
is called " FISH USA".
They give us anglers, so many choices,
because they listen to our fisherman's voices.
Competetive prices, Fast delivery,
Fair shipping prices, a part of their history.
Customer Service at FISH USA,
ALL are treated the same polite way.
Give them your business and you will see
That they cater to us anglers, you and me!
theygotaeat, LouisianaFishNut LIKED above post
True story.....in poem format.
The meeting is over,
oh what a relief,
I finished another one
without too much grief.
The stress is dissipating
as I sit in this chair,
And I think ‘What’s the temp?’
of that clear outside air.
As my mind starts to wander
and focus on fish,
I can’t help myself…
I wish, oh how I wish!
That a night trip was planned
in the upcoming days
And that I had a new pole
from FishUSA.
For my birthday
the family gave a thermocell
And along with the gift cards,
a green LED may do well!
So I may need to plan it
and make that trip happen,
As it could pay off big
if I don’t get caught nappin!
Last edited by Slab; 08-02-2015 at 09:05 AM. Reason: format
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