"Those gummy worms I found in your desk were the worst tasting ever" That will teach her for trying to clean the man cave!
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The finest gift you can give to any fisherman is to put a good fish back, and who knows if the fish that you caught isn't someone else's gift to you?"
Crappie - the breakfast of champions!
"There are no words that can tell the hidden spirit of the wilderness, that can reveal its mystery, its melancholy and its charm." Theodore Roosevelt
"Proud Member of Team Geezer"
You're boss likes it when you call in sick to go fishing.
Man fishes from bank and wishes he could throw his lure 20 feet further......then he buys a boat and casts towards the bank. GO FIGURE.
Get the net!