• Holiday Contest Entries/Winners

    Here are the entries for the Holiday Christmas Carol Contest, all in one place.

    UPDATE: The winning entries below were submitted by Skeetbum, Joedog, Double D, and Shipahoy41 - PLEASE CHECK THEM OUT. And certainly don't miss the YouTube Video done by Skeetbum at the end of this article.


    High Bridge Hooker

    Dashing through the snow

    in a 2 man crappie boat
    o'er the water we go
    laughing all the way
    bells on depth finders ring
    making spirits bright
    what fun it is to laugh and fish
    with crappie.com tonight

    oh,jingle bells,jingle bells
    jingle all the way
    oh, what fun it is to ride
    in a 2 man crappie boat
    jingle bells, jingle bells
    jingle all the way on what fun it is to ride
    in a 2 man crappie boat

    A day or 2 ago
    I thought I'd take a ride
    and soon my lovely wife
    was seated by my side
    the gas was lean and rank
    misfortune seemed its lot
    we got into a great big wave
    and then we got upsot

    oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
    jingle all the way
    oh what fun it is to fish
    with crappie.com any day



    "G"

    Jingling Jigs ( to the tune of Jingle Bells)


    Splashing through the waves
    in a SeaArk boat we go
    pulling crankbaits too
    laughing ho ho ho
    catching crappie fast
    don't know how long it will last
    singing jingling jigs filling up live wells

    Oh jingleing jigs, jingleing jigs
    jingle all the way
    Oh what fun it is to longline and troll

    I joined Crappie.com to have fun and fish
    I met a lot of good fishermen
    to add to my list
    rod holders, trolling motors, long poles all add up fast
    I have bought so much and got so much
    I have run out of cash

    Oh jingleing jigs jingleing jigs
    jingle all the way
    Oh what fun it is at Crappie.com today


    chaunc

    Christmas is the time of year
    When crappie dot com members share their cheer.
    They talk about their baits and jigs
    And even show their boats and rigs.
    We wish each other all the best
    And no one here puts down the rest.
    God blessed ol Slab to do his best
    And man he surely passed his test
    I thank you guys from C.D.C.
    For sharing all this wealth with me.


    Double D


    THE TWELVE DAYS OF A CRAPPIE.COM CHRISTMAS (Truman Lake style)

    On the 1st day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Lets go Double D."
    On the 2nd day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 3rd day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 4th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"The JJ's are coming, Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 5th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Jigging15's batteries are dead, The JJ's are coming, Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 6th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Ol' Ron wants to go, Jigging15's batteries are dead, The JJ's are coming, Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 7th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Beagle's got a bottle, Ol Ron wants to go, Jigging15's batteries are dead, The JJ's are coming, Bucky's alrerady there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 8th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Bwillaub's got a limit, Beagle's got a bottle, Ol Ron wants to go, Jigging15's batteries are dead, The JJ's are coming, Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 9th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Jack B sho is pretty, Bwillaub's got a limit, Beagle's got a bottle, Ol Ron wants to go, Jigging15's batteries are dead, The JJ's are coming, Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 10th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Kaz is late, Jack B sho is pretty, Bwillaub's got a limit, Beagle's got a bottle, Ol Ron wants to go, Jigging15's batteries are dead, The JJ's are coming, Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 11th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Slab broke a pole, Kaz is late, Jack B sho is pretty, Bwillaub's got a limit, Beagle's got a bottle, Ol Ron wants to go, Jigging15's batteries are dead, The JJ's are coming, Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."
    On the 12th day of Christmas, Monty said to me,"Bucksaw's closed, Slab broke a pole, Kaz is late, Jack B sho is pretty, Bwillaub's got a limit, Beagle's got a bottle, Ol Ron wants to go, Jigging15's batteries are dead, The JJ's are coming, Bucky's already there, The crappie are biting, Let's go Double D."


    Wannabe...


    Silent bite, holy cow
    Not a fish in any sight

    Round yon corner minner and jig
    how come my catch is so light?

    If I catch one I'll go wild
    My post about it won't be mild.

    Just one fish for Pete's sake!


    shipahoy41

    A Crappie.com Christmas Carol
    (sung to silent night) written by Michael C Carter. 11-30-11

    silent night, cloudy night
    Wife's asleep
    Fish are deep
    There are crappies
    Big and small
    Going to get one
    To put on my wall
    Get the boat in the water
    Get the boat in there now.

    Silent night, cloudy night
    Thanks to mom
    And Crappie.com
    Got myself
    A keeper
    All I did
    Was fish deeper
    Take the boat from the water
    Take it home right now

    Silent night, cloudy night
    Clean the fish
    Make a wish
    In the corner
    I see my wife
    She is happy
    There is no strife
    Peace and joy to you all
    Peace and joy to you all



    ShilohRed

    Lakes with crappie fill the night

    Jig and Minnows Santa will bring
    Minnows and jigs may catch a fish rather then sing
    Boat loaded up with bait, off we go to see what bites
    Over the hump, thought the cypress stumps
    I see a bobber tilting it must be a bite
    With Rain deer antlers for rod holders
    A red light to show
    just where the bit is going to happen on these cold winter nights.
    With a big gust of wind and round house swing
    here comes a 5 lber swiming along by fin
    now we all know the old saying
    Now Sardis Now Grenada come on Reel Foot
    Pickwick and Ky lake along with Eufaula,
    Logan Martin, Weiss lake along with
    my Richard Willams jigging rods
    Its going to be a long night
    Snatching crappie out of the lakes
    Filleting them and then frying up a mess
    Soo to all the good Crappie.com members
    cover your head, Snuggle up to the boat
    get a good nights sleep or Mr Slab will not bite.



    crappiepappy


    Sung to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy" :

    I want to catch me some
    Ca rah ha hap e
    I need to catch me some
    Ca rah ha hap e

    I have a boat now for
    Ca rah ha hap e
    It has D S I for
    Fa ha ha hine ding
    Ca rah ha hap e
    Crappie for me

    So I'm hoping for
    Ca rah ha hap e
    On my string

    Big old good ones
    Ca rah ha hap e
    I am come after you
    Ca rah ha hap e
    I won't use minnows for
    Ca rah ha hap e
    I just cast jigs you see
    Ca rah ha hap e
    Ca rah ha hap e

    I will cast for you
    Ca rah ha hap e
    With my jig

    Crappie dot com
    Ca rah ha hap e
    Is where I spend my time
    Ca rah ha hap e
    I moderate the site
    Ca rah ha hap e
    I do my best for Slab
    Ca rah ha hap e
    rah ha hap e
    rah ha hap e

    You are in trouble
    Ca rah ha hap e
    Wait and just see




    Joedog
    (Sung to the tune of “Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!”)

    A Tribute to Smithville Lake, Missouri

    Cold water at Smithville’s callin’
    And I’m sick and tired of stallin’
    Christmas Crappie wrapped in a bow!

    Let us go! Let us go! Let us go!

    The crappie bite was fantastic
    On chartreuse and white soft plastic
    There’s a 9 inch length limit, so….
    I let ‘em go! Let ‘em go! Let ‘em go!

    Now the crappie.com folks say
    That there’s limits of fish to be caught
    Where are all those big fish today?
    In my livewell, you’ll see I’ve got naught!

    The bite is slowly dying
    And I’ve got no fish for frying
    So back in the lake they go
    To let ‘em grow! Let ‘em grow! Let ‘em grow!


    Yates

    A Crappie.com Christmas

    We fish You A Merry Christmas;
    We fish You A Merry Christmas;
    We fish You A Merry Christmas
    and a Crappie New Year.

    Good tackle we bring
    for you and a Friend;
    Good tackle for Christmas
    and a Crappie New Year.

    So, bring us some Crappie Minnows;
    So, bring us some Crappie Minnows;
    So, bring us some Crappie Minnows
    and a couple new jig's.

    Good tackle we bring
    for you and a Friend;
    Good tackle for Christmas
    and a Crappie New Year.

    We won't go until we catch some;
    We won't go until we catch some;
    We won't go until we catch some,
    on are new jig's.

    Good tackle we bring
    for you and a Friend;
    Good tackle for Christmas
    and a Crappie New Year.


    lightwirehooker


    You better watch out for Crappie.com
    You better not cry for bigger fish
    Better not pout for losing the big one
    I'm telling you why you need to be good
    Slab is coming to town

    He's making a list for crappie jigs
    And checking it twice for hooks, lines and reels
    He’s Gonna find out Who's putting out trees
    Slab is coming to town

    He sees you when you're fishing
    He knows when you're catching the limit
    He knows if you've been truthful or not
    So don’t lie for goodness sake!

    O! You better watch out for Crappie.com
    You better not cry for bigger fish
    Better not pout for losing the big one
    Slab is coming to town.
    Slab is coming to town


    JTMavs


    An Ode to Wiskers, a CDC Kentucky Lake Legend! (to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

    Wiskers the fisherman, you're a happy jolly soul
    with a decked out boat, and a ZEBCO reel, and a BnM fishin pole.

    Wiskers the fisherman, can spin a tall tale they say
    He knows where to fish, and the Crappie know he'll be catchin them some day.

    There must have been some magic in that ZEBCO reel he used
    For when he placed it on the pole, all his buddies were amused

    Oh Wiskers the fisherman was as skilled as he could be
    and his friends all say, he can laugh and play, and catch more than you or me

    Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump
    Feel them big slabs bite
    Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump
    Wiskers is eatin filets tonight!


    shipahoy41

    T’was The Night Before Fishing
    By
    Michael C. Carter
    “Shipahoy 41”
    December 7, 2011


    Twas the night before fishing
    And I couldn’t sleep
    Crappies were biting
    And brush piles were deep
    My rods were all stacked
    In the boat with great care
    As the smell of fresh water
    Drifted up in the air

    The wife was all snuggled
    Upstairs in her bed
    I tiptoed out slowly
    And not a word was said
    I grabbed me some frog togs
    And a skull cap too
    And prepared to go fish
    With just me and just you

    Then out in the boat
    There was a big noise
    I jumped from my chair
    To see my three boys
    They were jumping up and down
    On the brand new boat seat
    Looking up in the sky
    Seeing Santa was neat!

    A little old man
    Real fast and real quick
    Had brand new rods
    Said “Just take your pick”
    He had to turn fast
    He was running late
    He’d been fishing too
    And they all took his bait

    He had a red suit
    He was chubby and fat
    Jingle bells were ringing
    And he almost dropped his hat
    His eyes they did twinkle
    He had a nose like a cherry
    One thing I noticed
    His hands were real hairy

    He didn’t speak again
    But finished his work
    Then grabbed his sleigh ropes
    And gave them a jerk
    “Now Dasher, Now Dancer
    And you Rudolph too
    Get a move on
    We got more work to do”

    We looked in the sky
    We watched him leave
    Stars under his sleigh
    On this Christmas Eve
    We jumped in the boat
    Just the boys and their dad
    This was the best Christmas Eve
    That they really ever had

    I heard him exclaim as he roared out of sight
    Crappie.com is the worlds best fishing website santa


    strmwalker

    if it was not for Crappie.com i would not have the honor to share this poem it was sent to me via Email from a former moderator and a friend for sure!!!i wish ya'll all a Merry Christmas!!!
    Christmas Poem
    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
    HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
    IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
    PLASTER AND STONE.

    I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
    WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
    AND TO SEE JUST WHO
    IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

    I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
    A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
    NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
    NOT EVEN A TREE.

    NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
    JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
    ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
    OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

    WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
    AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
    A SOBER THOUGHT
    CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

    FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
    IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
    I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
    ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

    THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
    SILENT, ALONE,
    CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
    IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

    THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
    THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
    NOT HOW I PICTURED
    A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

    WAS THIS THE HERO
    OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
    CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
    THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

    I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
    THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
    OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
    WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

    SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
    THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
    AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE
    A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

    THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
    EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
    BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
    LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

    I COULDN'T HELP WONDER
    HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
    ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE
    IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

    THE VERY THOUGHT
    BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
    I DROPPED TO MY KNEES
    AND STARTED TO CRY.

    THE SOLDIER AWAKENED
    AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
    'SANTA DON'T CRY,
    THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

    I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
    I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
    MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
    MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS.'

    THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER
    AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
    I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
    I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

    I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
    SO SILENT AND STILL
    AND WE BOTH SHIVERED
    FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

    I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
    ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
    THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR
    SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

    THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
    WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
    WHISPERED, 'CARRY ON SANTA,
    IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE.'

    ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
    AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
    'MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,!
    AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.'


    This poem was written by a Marine.The following is his request. I think it is reasonable.....

    PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our U.S. service men,women, and Canadian Forces for our being able to celebrate these festivities.
    Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we
    owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small seed.



    shipahoy41

    RANDY THE BLACK NOSED CRAPPIE
    (sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
    written by Michael C. Carter - Shipahoy 41



    Randy the Black Nosed Crappie
    Had a big recessive gene
    And if you ever saw it
    You might even say things mean

    All of the other crappies
    Swam around Kentucky Lake
    They never let poor Randy
    Go into the nest they make

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Ed Moes came to say
    "Randy in Kentucky Lake
    Read Crappie dot com today"


    Now all the crappie love him
    And listen to his great advice
    Randy the Black Nose Crappie
    You will never catch him twice


    Now all the crappie love him
    'Cause he knows what we do too
    Randy the Black Nose Crappie
    Is Hiding out from "G" and you.

    Merry Christmas from Randy!




    catfishinfordman

    to jingle bells tune

    driving down the road in a 4 door cheverolet.
    out of the city we go to catch some fish all day hey hey hey

    navigation says the lakes up on the right.
    Oh what fun it is to see and feel them fight that fight.

    Oh crappie fishin, sandbass fishin, fishin either way..
    Oh what fun it will be to fish with friends today.. HEY!!

    oh flathead fishin, big blue fishin fishin either way
    oh what fun it is to fish either night or day ... HEY!

    I need some fish to clean for the wife thats right
    so she'll share the bed since i fished all night.

    Oh bobber fishin bottom fishin,fishin any way...
    oh what fun it is to sit and fish the day away... HEY!



    skeetbum




    Crappie.com Christmas Carol - YouTube



    You can view the original Christmas Carol Thread on the Crappie.com Contests Forum right here:
    http://www.crappie.com/crappie/contests-win-free-stuff/195429-please-read-official-holiday-christmas-carol-contest.html

    The thread announcing the winners is located here:
    http://www.crappie.com/crappie/contests-win-free-stuff/200515-prizes-finally-announced-dec-jan-christmas-carol-contest.html

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    Comments 4 Comments
    1. JTMavs's Avatar
      JTMavs -
      Didn't see the Ode to Wiskers on the list?
    1. Slab's Avatar
      Slab -
      Quote Originally Posted by JTMavs View Post
      Didn't see the Ode to Wiskers on the list?
      Sorry about that. I see what I did. Yates updated his Carol, and I skipped over the two in between when I created the article. I added your's and Litewirehooker's Carols to the article now. No worries, the judging was done while viewing the original thread so you were not left out. Your Ode to Wiskers was a good one though. We enjoyed it very much. I also liked Litewirehookers, about me! lol
    1. Speckanator's Avatar
      Speckanator -
      Seetbum GREAT video. I like to see pictures and videos!!!
    1. Yates's Avatar
      Yates -
      (( I see what I did. Yates updated his Carol, and I skipped over the two in between when I created the article. )) Sorry Guys... about the mess up... GREAT video Seetbum... Good job by all...
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