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    Well the dead sea was much more challenging Saturday than a couple of weeks ago....managed 16 nice keepers.....5 kentuckies that needed a ride and two big blue gill.....partner was gong to clean them and give to a couple of 80 year old aunts for Christmas.....the ladies used to dock fish on Harris Brake until a couple of years ago....

    Now the marriage part...we had been on some new structure about 25 minutes....had caught 5 nice crappie fighting the wind.......partner's phone rang...."Hello...yes...I understand....yes we were just leaving to head to the dock......Love you too.".............I said...you are kidding me right....30 minutes...just 30 minutes.......He said the boat is leaving with or without you.....and I don't care if you own the boat.......

    Yep my conversation back in the day would have been.......go without me...I may catch up to you....may not...depends on when the bite plays out.....she talked....and I would have said ....same to you..........

    Stay dry ....enjoy the holidays and peace be with you.

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    Ever heard the phrase when the wife aint happy.....aint nobody happy!? True story. hahahahaha sounds like he is "helping her" Help Him" if that makes sense hahahahaha. Great catch tho!!!!!

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    My wife knows better...and anybody I fish with better know better. Nice fish bass cat and have a good holiday's.
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    Well, when you first get married you carry her in the front door and then carry her out the backdoor and when she ask why you did that, well that's the way your butt came in and that's the way it's going out.
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    Take her with ya.Next a Red Ranger (its safer and dryer ride)Next her on pink (bubble Gum) ozark(let her catch some),Next she wants a lake house,Next she wants a House on the lake next to the water and a party barge.HAPPY,HAPPY,HAPPY. Nice catch,nice report.Really enjoy fishing Maumelle.
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    Cheaper to rent em ...
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    Better be serious for me to leave biting fish . Looks like some good ones . My friend Jerry has a saying ""Happy wife , Happy Life ''
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    Where along the way did men become so soft . It clearly says in the Bible men should be the leaders in their home . Guess I was blessed with wife that understands me pretty well and has tolerated me for 24 years . She has figured out when I go fishing I will be back after dark .
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    Not soft bro. You can be "man of the house" and make your wife feel special. Im not saying catering to every beckon call, but she shouldn't feel like fishing trumps her....... even if it does hahahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowePro View Post
    Not soft bro. You can be "man of the house" and make your wife feel special. Im not saying catering to every beckon call, but she shouldn't feel like fishing trumps her....... even if it does hahahaha.
    Very well said!! DP
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