Thread: look out SEC here we come!

it was a big piggie bbq in auburn, al yesterday. that should remove all doubt mallet can't hang with the pros. wonder where the next bbq will be?

Originally Posted by olduckhunter

it was a big piggie bbq in auburn, al yesterday. that should remove all doubt mallet can't hang with the pros. wonder where the next bbq will be?

Now ,Old, you need to realize it wasn't the piglets fault. Those mean old refs just don't like the porkers. Big conspiracy to keep them down. The old media is biased against them. just because every time you turn on the tv or pick up a newspaper they are smeared all over the sports pages doesn't mean they get any coverage. Shucks, wonder boy deserves that Heinzelman trophy!!! That's all you hear. Don't think that just because he can't handle 4th quarter pressure and has to complain after every other play that he isn't the second coming of Johnny Unitas. Finally, who are you to question bobbie petunia?? He knows that you don't really need a defense to win. He never had one anywhere else he's been so why would he need one now?? Besides fans like to see scoring. Lots of it. that's what gets the big paycheck. Besides. If you win once the fans will expect it every year. Razorback cheer. all together " Wait 'til 1964!!!!"

and yes I know.

i don't know gomer. i watched the whole game and i didn't see that the little piggies got cheated. what they got cheated out of was a so called top notch qb that can't take a hit. mullet gets a "real" hit and his mommy will take him home with her. and i'd bet petunia is crying now cause he was hoping for a good showing this season so he would be in demand in a "real" university somewhere. one that can draw good players. he's a nomad you know. he'll be gone at the drop of a hat and a good offer and where will the little piggies be then?