Don't listen to those other guys. It is just that you have too much static electricity in your body and the fish can sense it. you need to ground it out by jumping into the lake to discharge some electrons. It's an old indian trick that works nearly every time.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.