Si, Si. Can't get a job at Cape Canaveral because when they say "Launch" I think they mean Lunch so I go eat.
Si, Si. Can't get a job at Cape Canaveral because when they say "Launch" I think they mean Lunch so I go eat.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why are there 10 weenies in a package, but only 8 weenie buns in a package?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same?
Why is there an "incorrigible" but not a "corrigible"? An "incognito" but not a "cognito"? An "incongruous" but not a "congruous"? An "indelible" but not a "delible"?
Why doesn't the word "Phonic" start with an "F"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If one goose is a goose; and, two gooses is geese, how come two mooses aint meese?
DP
I am a heterosexual male. 2 Chronicles 7:14
"If my people who are called by My name will humble themselves and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from Heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land."
I think we should rename RCC to "The Great Wise One."
He's got all the answers. I yearn to sit at his feet and learn!!!
Is winter over yet?
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Man! We've got some FAT coons. Some of them are as big as bear cubs. The waddle when they walk.
Is winter over yet?