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    Quote Originally Posted by RCC View Post
    No wonder the mexicans don't wanna learn english.
    They're eating their lunches over there.


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    Si, Si. Can't get a job at Cape Canaveral because when they say "Launch" I think they mean Lunch so I go eat.

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    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

    Why are there 10 weenies in a package, but only 8 weenie buns in a package?

    Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same?

    Why is there an "incorrigible" but not a "corrigible"? An "incognito" but not a "cognito"? An "incongruous" but not a "congruous"? An "indelible" but not a "delible"?

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    Why doesn't the word "Phonic" start with an "F"?
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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    If one goose is a goose; and, two gooses is geese, how come two mooses aint meese?
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    I think we should rename RCC to "The Great Wise One."

    He's got all the answers. I yearn to sit at his feet and learn!!!
    Is winter over yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony McCall View Post
    I think we should rename RCC to "The Great Wise One."

    He's got all the answers. I yearn to sit at his feet and learn!!!
    First thing that you will learn is Feet of TGWO smell bad. Glad you're back. I'm placing you in charge of Off Topic forum. I'm exhausted from trying to come up with new material while you were gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RCC View Post
    First thing that you will learn is Feet of TGWO smell bad. Glad you're back. I'm placing you in charge of Off Topic forum. I'm exhausted from trying to come up with new material while you were gone.
    I will carry out this dubious charge with all of the energy and enthusiasm of a coon devouring my corn pile!
    Is winter over yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony McCall View Post
    I will carry out this dubious charge with all of the energy and enthusiasm of a coon devouring my corn pile!
    RCC's Crappie Eradication Service
    Eliminating your slab problems one fish at a time
    For free estimates give us a call at O U 812.

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    Man! We've got some FAT coons. Some of them are as big as bear cubs. The waddle when they walk.
    Is winter over yet?

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