She said "Boy, you ain't wired for TWO TWENTY".
That'll put a man in his place! lol That was good!
"But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord.” Joshua 25:15
Since we are all brave men here....
I was bragging on how much I spent to convence my wife to marry me. She said my imagination is too small to grasp how much it will cost when she decides to get rid of me.
DP
I am a heterosexual male. 2 Chronicles 7:14
"If my people who are called by My name will humble themselves and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from Heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land."