Very funny! I needed a good laugh before work today (while thinking about fishing all day).
All Fishermen should live so long as to become this kind of old man!
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, who attended church only when the weather was bad.
The Minister said, it's obviously not a good morning for being on the lake. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
That is very unusual. How old are you? Asked the Minister
"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
Would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The old Fisherman tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all them a--holes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.
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Very funny! I needed a good laugh before work today (while thinking about fishing all day).
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HAHA!!! Good One CA
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That's a good one there!!
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Good one!!!!
John 3:16
Blessed to have as many friends as fingers on your hand is a blessing!!!
"Gone fish'n not wish'n"
In God We Trust.
Can God trust us.
My wife keeps saying I never listen to her....... or something like that!
good one
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