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Subject: Fwd: FW: no jobs no kidding
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm
clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his
coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the
radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his
car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with
GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end
of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(Made In Malaysia ),
Joe decided to relax for a while.
He put on his
sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL )
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered
why he can't find
a good paying job
in AMERICA
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Aint that the truth
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Yep, that's me. Exept I KNOW why I can't find an AMERICAN job! Thank you U.S. Gov.
Brian
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About par for what my company is doing....moving to China this summer!
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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True world trade.
I will check my SS check. It will probably be postmarked China too. Looks like Washington has moved over there.
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That is why we will no longer be the financial capital of the world. We have to stop the bleeding. We just laid off several guys today due to the lack of sales and growth in the past year. 46 more jobs to add to the unemployment list. Gotta keep that stock price up at the expense of the guys at the bottom of the ladder. I commend Fred Smith and Fed Ex on how they handled inevitable layoffs. All of the top salaried employees took a 5-20% paycut to prevent these lost jobs.
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