Home Depot Alert...

[CRAPPIEDENTIST]

Home Depot Parking Lot Scam:
For you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers or know someone who is: Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously hot looking 25ish year-old women come over to your car as you are loading your items into the trunk.

They both start washing your windshield with a rag and Windex, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No Thanks' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while th e other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th & 29th. Also November 1st, 5th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, 25th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful!

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99.


JAKE

[fingerlicken]

I hope I run into them I don't carry a wallet!:D:p

[crappieseeker]

Hey crappiedentist, i heard those were guys in drag lol

[CRAPPIEDENTIST]

if they were in drag,, that musta been some pensive plastic surgery....


JAKE

[crappieseeker]

I was just being silly with you, send them over to my home depot