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  1. 09-29-2008, 07:39 PM #1
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    Default Married guys go fishing...


    Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."
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  2. 09-29-2008, 07:43 PM #2
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    Thats great.
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    I just showed this post to my wife, Storie. Her response...

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  4. 09-29-2008, 09:08 PM #4
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    LOL

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    that is a good one
    The fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad
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  6. 09-29-2008, 11:23 PM #6
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    roflmao,,,,,
    IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p

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  7. 09-30-2008, 07:37 AM #7
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    WELL...WELL...WELL...fellas it must really suck to be marriedi don't even own a sweater:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugman View Post
    WELL...WELL...WELL...fellas it must really suck to be marriedi don't even own a sweater:D
    THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT !!!! :D YOUR A
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  9. 09-30-2008, 08:47 AM #9
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    What is this "sex" you are talking about?









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  10. 09-30-2008, 07:00 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugman View Post
    WELL...WELL...WELL...fellas it must really suck to be marriedi don't even own a sweater:D
    I told ya, 12 years from now you won't be chasing all night and you will be wearing a sweater
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