why fishing is better than .. well you know

[KCBALLER]

found this online . enjoy

(18) you dont have to hide your magazines
(17) it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while
(16) the ten commandments don't say anything about fishing
(15) if your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you become famous
(14) your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
(13) it's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger
(12) When you see a really good fisherperson, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together
(11) If your regular fishing partner isn's available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else
(10) nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself
(9) when dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop (unless your slayer)
(8) you don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy fishing stuff
(7) You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment
(6) There are no fishing-transmitted diseases
(5) If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the playboy channel
(4) Novody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life
(3) Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it
(2) You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity
(1) Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"

[Speck]

LMAO!!!! Good stuff Ed:D:D:D

[Miller]

Those are pretty good.:D:D

[Jigging15]

Thats great Ed.

[drfishjd]

Good one. LMAO.

[bigfish5]

That Was Mighty Good. It Is The Truth. I Cant Believe I Have Never Thought Of It That Way.

[LOZcrappie]

My wife even found that funny!!!!

[Daplumber]

I wonder why more Politicians don't fish?

[fishin562]

their to busy doin..well you know "fishin" with other partners

[bwillaub]

Funny stuff, Ed. I will prolly never do #17......unless it's bailing someone we know out of jail. :D He thinks he's a professional.:rolleyes: