John and his new parrot.

[FishnLine]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could
think
of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even
ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put
him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was
about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
in his behavior, the bird continued....





"May I ask what the turkey did?"




hehehehe
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!

[father of 4]

HEHE oldy but a goody

[roybuoy]

I like it,a good one.

[stinkies daddy]

pretty good one

[trumpdriver]

That was good

[crap-king]

i like it