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  1. 10-27-2007, 12:36 PM #1
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    Smile Shortest and Best Fairy Tale


    Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"

    And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot

    and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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  2. 10-29-2007, 05:23 AM #2
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    Default I like a happy ending

    I had finally had enuf of that toilet seat thing at a young age after a cpl shack-up deals. Unless yur missing both arms or think I was put in this world to keep the toilet seat in the position you use, put it in whatever position you need like I do. Not only did this policy make for a fair resolution to that
    issue but the squawking coming outta the bathroom at 3 A.M. from wimmen
    drowning the beaver made for some great entertainment/humor in the wee hours.:D
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  3. 10-30-2007, 06:55 AM #3
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    Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

    Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

    "Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

    You decide.
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  4. 10-30-2007, 12:07 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger690
    Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.
    You decide.

    Smells fishy to me :D
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  5. 10-30-2007, 07:31 PM #5
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    hehehehe, does dreaming about it count?




    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger690
    Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

    Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

    "Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

    You decide.
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  6. 10-31-2007, 02:57 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger690
    Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

    Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

    "Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

    You decide.
    Sounds like a setup. Think there might be some baggage involved. Time to run.
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  7. 10-31-2007, 04:55 PM #7
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    Default True Story

    One day, a long time ago there was a women that was very nice to her husband. That was one day, a long time ago.

    The End
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger690
    Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

    Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

    "Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

    You decide.

    Its a lie. Run....Run....Run
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  9. 11-05-2007, 06:19 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger690
    Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

    Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

    "Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

    You decide.
    She left out the part " After we are 65 years old"
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  10. 11-05-2007, 06:27 AM #10
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    You guys are really down on women! GREAT! don't stop they deserve it.
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