Read this on another site,was funny :D
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes
her
to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees
that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about
her baby. The Doctor replies: "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl.
The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman
thinks to herself, Oh, no! Not Bubba, he's an idiot! Expecting the
worst, she asks the Doctor: "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise,"
the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, Wow! That's a beautiful name,
I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise.
Then she asks the
Doctor: "What's the boy's name?"
The Doctor replies: "Denephew"
:d:d